"I get just about as tired as i do woking, as i do doing nothing." -C. Burnette

Got this joke from a person on Lj [link]

Here's a joke for you. It's so funny.


There was a young couple, and the girl decided to have her boyfriend over for dinner with her family to meet them for the first time. The girl was so excited for the night, that she told her boyfriend that after the dinner, she wanted to have sex with him. The boy, knowing he was going to have sex for the FIRST time, he went to the pharmacie to buy condoms. The pharmasist asked the boy which condoms he wanted. The 3 pack, the 10 pack, or the party pack. He decided to buy the party pack, because he figured he'd need them all, it being his first time and everything. So the boy spends a good hour talking to the pharmasist about using a condom, sex, and what have you.

So the big day comes, and the family sits down to dinner with the newly introduced boyfriend. When dinner started, the boy bowed his head in prayer. 3 minutes later he was still in prayer. Then 10 minutes later, the boy still had his head bent. The girl turned to him and whispered "I didn't know you were so religious!". The boy turned to the girl and said "I didn't know you're dad was a pharmasist!".


HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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